* Freak Out! *
You can always tell whether that person is going to ace/pass/fail his or her exams by looking through their status updates.
No, not their tweets because people tweet too much and most people are more careful about what they put up in Facebook than Twitter. Yes, the people of Facebook loves to judge, fiercely. Whereas the people in Twitter loves sarcasm...and poking fun to almost anyone, especially the celebrities.
An update every day or so and not about the exams, and suddenly a freaking-out update on the night before the exams appears means that person will just about pass.
An update on the morning of the exams plus no other updates means that person is about to ace the exams.
Updates every day except the day on the exams will mean...he or she needs a huge GOOD LUCK wish from all of us.
Attention-seeking and dramatic updates before and after the exams mean that person has been studying hard; no luck needed...or, a miracle is needed.
As for no updates at all, well, that depends on all the other stuffs in the profile.
No, I'm not a stalker; I just assumed all those things you wrote are for someone to read?
If you have never (be honest with yourself!) freaked out about an exam, that just means you are either still in denial or you have not studied enough. All of us have that episode of freaking out; maybe when we are just about to go to sleep or while we are clicking the "random" button repeatedly at 9gag. But, of course, not all of us show it to the world.
So, if you are the type to freak out and need the whole world to calm you down, you need to stop being intimidated by that "cool" person next to you. For all you know, he/she might be freaking out internally and is about to have a heart attack. Yes, more than you, even.
Freak yourself out. After all, isn't it the trend nowadays to be "freaks", since "normal" is boring?
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Deep into your future, I forsee: A bad Ben Affleck movie |
 Oooh, thrilling. |
^[ Oooh...I was planning to watch The Town! ]^
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